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Vampire Men Of the Lost Planet (1970)

You really can't go wrong with an Al Adamson movie. Okay, joking aside, this one is rough. Not as in "violent", but as in "What the hell is this?" Adamson scored a crappy foreign horror movie, dolled it up and spliced it into some extremely pointless gibberish about vampires from outer space taking over the Earth. Watch John Carradine shuffle through another thankless role. Watch Robert Dix try to look manly. Watch Vicki Volante attempt to act. Better yet, don't watch it. No one will ever know the difference. The Very Strange Video VHS version was used for this review. Also known as Horror Of the Blood Monsters.

Entertainment: 1...no, 2! Nah, it gets a 1

Crap factor: +5 (why did I limit myself to +5 when I knew this movie existed?)

Value: 1 (great for torturing old people and small animals)